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Dorothy: Oh Rose, dear sweet single didget I Q Rose.
Sophia: By the way Blanche when did you ever say no? Blanche: did I say there was going to be a question and answer period after i spoke.
Sophia: My hineys asleep Dorothy: Fine we'll keep our voices Down
Blanche: Sophia you couldn't sleep either Sophia: No i was sleeping so well i thought i'd try it in the sink
Blanche:...And i said i wanted to make love to him in a hamok suspended in between two magnolia trees but that will never happen Rose: Maybe if you lose a few pounds
Blanche: I can't beileve you said that. Oh if I weren't a lady i'd deck you. Dorothy: You try and i'll have you on your back so fast you'll think your out on a date
Dorothy: Thers a man on our lawn Blanche: Get the net!!
Dorothy:(to Sophia) Now listen you witherd old siccilian Monkey!!!
Dorothy: Ma Rose isn't talking to me Sophia: Enjoy it while it lasts now good night
Sophia: I can't beleive I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door Dorothy: Ma you have relitives that throw priests out of windows!!!
Blanche: What did you make us for dinner Sophia Sophia: Sardine casorol with an otmeal cookie crust. I hope you like it, there's a lot!!!
Blanche: Dorothy your a substitute your job isn't actually to teach Dorothy: Then what is it? Blanche: To keep the kids from burning the school down untill the other teacher gets back
Rose: just because I'm built like this you wouldn't beleive how many people think I'm dumb Sophia: Rose your too hard on yourself I know people who think your dumb over the phone.
Dorothy: What is the babies temperature Blanche? Blanche:I can't make it out, my eyes must be tired Dorothy: Your eyes are old
Blanche: Rose be sure to dress youthfully rose: What for? Sophia: your old!!
Sophia(to Dorothy) i'm not going to let you treat me like thins I'm going to my room! Dorothy: I have the strangest feeling of Dajavu, only I'm Ma and she's me Rose: what are you going to do Dorothy: Well I have to be firm Rose I'm not going to let her go to the prom!
Blanche: Take it from me I wrote the book on dating: Rose: really what's it called? Blanche: it doesn't have a title you twit Dorothy: Well Goodnight Blanche: Your going to bed already Dorothy: well what's wrong with going straight to bed? Rose; hey Blanche that's a good title for your book
Rose: When i was in school the kids made up a really mean nick name for me just because I had hairly legs Blanche: What did they call you? Rose: Rose with the hairy legs Dorothy: Kids can be so cruel
Rose: You wont beleive this I've just been talking on the phone for a half hour and guess what Blanche: You forgot to dial first
Dorothy: Your just jelouse because I have a date on a Saturday night and you don't Blanche: Saturday night ,kids stuff get lucky on a tuesday morning then call me
Blanche: I've been rejected once: Dorothy: from who Blanche: Weight Watchers for being too thin